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This guys looked me up and down ... and said my hips would be wide enough to handle his member, then proceeded to tell me it caused a female to go to the hospital before.

My brother married a girl with my name. Same spelling and all. I have no idea how he does it.

The first time I was giving a BJ in the dark, when we were done the lights came on and there was blood everywhere ... I had gotten a bloody nose.

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